over dinner a wife asked of her husband, "What would you do if I died, would you get remarried?"
The husband replied, "Definitely not!"

"Why not -- don't you like being married?"

"Of course I do."

"The why wouldn't you get remarried?"

"Okay, I'd get married."

The wife replied with a hurtful look on her face, "You would?" At this the husband just groaned. The wife went on, "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

"Where else would we sleep?"

"Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?"

Husband replies, "Seems like that would be the proper thing to do."

Wife asks, "And you would let her use my clubs?"

The husband replies, "She can't use them, she's left-handed."

After a brief period of silence by the wife, the husband realizes his mistake and say, "Oh shit."