There is a rich guy and a poor guy in a bar. They start talking, then they get into a conversation of what they got their wife for their birthday.

The rich guy says: "I got my wife a diamond ring and a BMW, So if she doesn't like the diamond ring she can use the BMW to go back to the store and get a different one"

The poor guy says: "I got my wife a dildo and some slippers, So if she doesn't like the dildo she can go f*** herself"