The Rich Guys says to the poor guy, I got my wife a diamond necklace and a convertible for X-mas... The poor guy asks the rich guy, why did you get her two gifts... The rich man responds, well if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can drive to the mall and buy something else... The poor guy says to the rich guy, well I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo... The rich man asks the poor guy why he got her two gifts... The poor guy responds... I got her a pair of flip flops and if she doesn't like it she can go fuck herself!