A little boy and a little girl attended the same school. Every day they would eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all year until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t chicken.
He said, “Hey, how come you’re not eating chicken anymore?”
She said “I love it but I have to stop eating it.”
“Why?” he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said “Cause I’m starting to grow little feathers down there!”
“Let me see” he said.
“Okay” and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, “That’s right. You are! ? Better not eat any more chicken.”
One day the girl noticed he brought peanut butter.
He said to the girl, “I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I’m starting to get feathers down there too!”
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants.
She said, “Oh my God, it’s too late! You’ve already got the neck and gizzards!