Saying Goodbye To Mother

A couple was ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a light, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. The couple opened the front door to leave their house.

The cat they had put out runs back in. They don't want the cat in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes to the taxi while the husband goes back to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man following. The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She tells the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. “He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” he says, as they drive away. “Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”

The cabdriver hit
Uploaded 02/06/2008
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