Science Fiction Pick-up Lines

You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?

Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.

How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!

Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.

Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.

Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?

Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

Nice Asimov.
Uploaded 11/23/2008
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