A group of men are watching a game of football at a bar. They are shocked to discover that the woman sitting across from them knew more about the game than they did, and went up to talk to her.

"How do you know so much about football?"

"I was a man a month ago before I got the sex change. "

"Really? Did it hurt?"

"It definitely hurt. "

"What hurt the most, was it when they chopped it off?"

"I don't think so..."

"Oh... well, how about when they attached the fake boobs?"

"That hurt, but it wasn't the worst..."

"Then what hurt the most?"

"When my boss cut my salary in half."