A Marine pulled into a little town and every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "he might be glad to split the cost. But the truth is, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it."

"No problem," the Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

Next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained. "I went over, gave h