It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.




A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my' gator."




In a cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow - one person was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.




If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ----It would be a good idea to just leave them there.




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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between