Show and Tell
Ragoy
Published
10/23/2008
A man wanders into a shop and asks the lady behind the counter for some dog food. “Do you have a dog?†she questions. “Yes,†replies the man. “Well where is he?†she requests. “He’s at home.†“Well I’m sorry,†says the saleswoman, “I can’t sell this dog food to you unless I see your dog. It’s store policy.†Disgruntled, the man leaves,
He returns the next day, this time for cat food. “Do you have a cat?†she asks. The man nods his head. “Well where is he?†the lady says. “He’s at home,†replies the man. “Well I’m sorry,†comes the response, “ but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat.†So the man saunters off once again"
On the third day to return once again this time bringing a sack. “What’s in the sack?†Asks the lady. “Is it the cat?†“Put your hand inside and see for yourself,†suggests the man. “Hmmm, it’s warm and moist. What would you like today?â€
The man replys “I'd like to buy some toilet roll, please…â€
He returns the next day, this time for cat food. “Do you have a cat?†she asks. The man nods his head. “Well where is he?†the lady says. “He’s at home,†replies the man. “Well I’m sorry,†comes the response, “ but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat.†So the man saunters off once again"
On the third day to return once again this time bringing a sack. “What’s in the sack?†Asks the lady. “Is it the cat?†“Put your hand inside and see for yourself,†suggests the man. “Hmmm, it’s warm and moist. What would you like today?â€
The man replys “I'd like to buy some toilet roll, please…â€
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