What's funnier than a dead baby?
- A dead baby in a clown costume!

What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
- A dead baby in a clown costume sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

How do you make a dead baby float on the pool?
- Take your foot off of it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
- When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
- Depends how hard you throw them.