An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm, which happened to have a large pond in the back, properly shaped and designed for swimming and fixed up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and apple and peach trees.
One evening, the old farmer decided to go to the pond to check it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. Getting closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned. "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.