A man and woman are driving down the road at night, in the rain, when they come across a skunk in the road. The man slows down and says to his wife that they should rescue it.

After much debate the man gets out and picks the skunk up and puts it in the car. Seeing the skunk shivering the man says "you should put the skunk between your legs to keep him warm."
His wife says "No way, what would we do about the smell?"
The man looks over and says "Just plug its nose."