A pastor, a rabbi, and a priest walk into bar and sit down. Shortly after, A duck and a horse walk into the bar and stand in the corner. Then Michael Jackson and Catholic priest walk in having an argument and sit a table near the window. A few minutes later, Bill Clinton walks in smoking a cigar and holding 3 girls at his side. The bartender looks up from wiping a glass, looks around, sighs and screams, "What is this? Some kind of fucking joke?"