Theirs a White, Asian, and a Mexican just arriving in hell .
Welcome to hell i now pronounce you guys my lawfully wedded bitches. says the devil
I get ur joke evil one but can i file for a divorce says the white guy.
the devil says ok i will see if i spare you but first you must pass an ordeal.
the white mexican and asian all agree that they will try to pass.
The devil says if you can last 3 hits from my whip without feeling pain then i will send you to heaven but if not you stay here, you also have one choice of an object to try an protect you.
the white guy goes oh this is easy armor.
so the devil starts one the armor breaks two the white screams like a little bitch. next is the asian he goes i will use my mind so the devil whips once twice and a third time and nothing. so he says ok free to go. then he says what about you mexican the mexican says i choose the asian