A Guatamalan soccer team dies in a plane crash.

The team ends up in heaven. At the pearly gates, ST. Peter greets the team. "We're not used to getting large groups like this" He says. "I have to talk to the big guy and find out how this is done. Wait here."

ST. Peter goes to the back and asks God what he should do. God says "Just let them all in at the same time."

ST. Peter goes out to admit the team and runs to the back, frantic and out of breath. "They're gone!!" he exclaims.

God says "The whole team?"

ST. Peter says "No! They're gone. The pearly gates are gone!"