A boy goes to the local brothel and says to the Madam, "I want to fuck some one loaded with STDs." The Madam looked at him and said "What are you talking about?" The boy says "I will give you $5,000 cash right now." The Madam thought about it and said "But your to young. I can't let you in." Then the boy offered $7,000. The Madam sighed and let him in. When the boy came back out, she asked him "Why would you spend so much to have sex with some one with STDs?" The boy looked up and answered "Because when I get home me babysitter will fuck me, then my dad will fuck my babysitter, then my mom will fuck my dad, then tomorrow the mail man will fuck my mom, and he's the bastard who ran over my pet frog!"