A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin."


"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?"


"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.


Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.


Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.


Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.


Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.


Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he th