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Student-Teacher short jokes

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”

JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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