Which one is stupider?
1. In Germany, on a US Army base, a girl in the Chow hall asked a German soldier, "What is the German word for Hamburger?"
I thought every one knew that was a German word.
2. At the grenade range, a soldier went to throw a grenade and after waiting Three seconds, it did not go off. Ten seconds later there was still no bang.
I thought it was a dud.
But the LT yelled down from the control tower, "Did he throw the pin with the Grenade!"
That dumb ass forgot to pull the pin.
I just thought, "I hope I never go to war with that guy.