Here's a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:




How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan. ===========================




Why don't Italians have acne? It slides off. ==========================




Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong! ==========================




What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses behind? A Mechanic. =========================




What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment! =========================




What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. =========================