There was a white Superman, and black Superman and a Chinese Superman on top of a skyscraper. They was all having a contest to see who had the longest dick...

The White Superman pulls down his tights and BLUM BLUM BLUM, his cock unrolls down the side of the building and across the street.

The Black Superman says "That's shit, watch this" and pulls down his tights . BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM CRASH!!! his cock unrolls down the side of the building, across the street and up the next building, then smashes through a window.

Now, the White Superman and the Black Superman are looking at the Chinese Superman who by this time is laughing his ass off! So, the black and white superman say; "Whats so funny? Show your cock!" So the Chinese Superman pulls out his dick and its 3 inches long, but he's still laughing... puzzled, the Black and White Supermen say "What the FUCK is SOOO FUNNY?!" and the Chinese Superman says "There is steamroller coming down stree