A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began:
‘Red.............cherry,’
‘Yellow.........lemon,’
‘Green..........lime,’
‘Orange .orange.
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured lifesaver.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
‘Well,’ he said, ‘I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled, ‘Oh My God! Spit them out everyone.
They’re ASSHOLES!!!!