Police arrive at the scene of a terrible one car accident. The car is wrapped around a light pole, a man and woman lay unconscious and a little boy about five years old is casually sitting on the curb nearby.

An officer approaches the boy and asks, "Do you know anything about this, young man?"

"Yes, Mr. policeman," he replied.

"Well, can you tell me what happened?"

"I'm pretty sure there was some drinking going on," said the lad.

"Really," said the cop as he began to take notes. "Anything else?"

"I think they was also getting high, sir." he answered.

"Wow, drinking and getting high. That's terrible. Was that it?" the policeman asked, rapidly jotting all this down.

"No, Mr. policeman, they were making out too. All kissing and hugging and touching." the boy said.

"That's not good at all," said the cop as he looked up. "They can get in a lot of trouble for doing that. What were you doing during all this?"

"Welllll, I was kind of driving...but mostly I was looking in the rear view mirror."