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The best food in the world

Three men, Roy John and Bart, have been stranded in a desert for two days now. Starving to death they begin to fear their time has run out. Out in the distance the see a giant mansion. At first fearing its an illusion they proceed with caution. Once they get close enough they decide it is real and begin devising a plan.

"We need to get some food and water or we are through." Roy says.

Bart agrees, "Hopefully the owner will be will to give us some."

Taking things into his own hands John says, "I will go see what i can get, i will be back, hopefully with something to eat."

he begins walking up towards the mansion and rings the bell. The door slowly opens and john lets out a small scream and jumps back a little. "Oh sorry you startled me" he said.

"Really, well you did ring the bell, you should expect it to open." responds the most hideous older woman, " How can i help you."

John is looking at her and finally says, " Well me and my friends have been lost in this desert here for two days. We are starving and wonder if you can offer us and food."

The woman smiles, well what you can call a smile, and says "Oh thats no problem at all. I would love to help. However can i ask for something in return."

"Of course i will do anything." John blurts out.

"Well i havent been pleasured by a man in a long time. If you take care of me i will give you all the food you need." The lady states.

John is taken back by this, He keeps thinking they need the food but this woman is so disgusting. He finally decides, " you know what i think i am going to pass. thanks for your time." then literally turns around and runs.

John makes it back to his friends and they can tell he is shook up. "You guys i am sorry but i just couldnt do it. She offered all the food we could eat, but asked for sex in return."

"Why did you say no." Bart jumps in

"She was the most disgusting woman i ever met, i dont think you could call her a woman. Sorry guys but i would rather die than sleep with that." John says.

" You have always been a coward," Bart laughs, " I will take care of this."

He walks away from them laughing and heads towards the door. Moments later he comes running back.

"Jesus christ you weren't kidding. I couldnt even say a word to her i just ran away." Bart apologizes. "I fear this is it for us."

Roy stands up, " You guys are my best friends, i will take one for the team here. I dont care how ugly she is i will do it so we can eat." And with that he heads to the door.

He rings the doorbell and the woman answers right away. Wow they werent kidding Roy thinks to himself. He looks at her and says. "Lady if your offer still stands i will fuck you for food."

She is taken back at first, then smiles. "Ok, lets go upstairs right away." She grabs his hand and runs up the stairs.

Once in the room she strips right away and waits for him. I think i am going to be sick Roy thinks to himself, there is no way i can do this. He then smiles and says to the lady, " There is one catch, i am kind of kinky, and i want to blindfold you, Is that ok."

"Oh of course, I am ready for you." The lady says.

Roy blindfolds her and then says, " let me go the washroom to clean up and then i will give you the best sex in the world." He then walks out of the room.

he starts looking in drawers, closets, cupboards, all over her house. Til he finally stops at the pantry. He stares at a piece of corn for a moment, then grabs it and runs up stairs.

He walks into the room. then towards the woman, "Let me do all the work, i want you to just lay there blindfolded." Roy says.

The woman giggles and lays there. Then roy shucks the corn and inserts it into the woman. He pauses for a minute to see if she says anything, then procedes to pleasure her with the corn.

After she orgasm, she starts to take the blindfold off. Scared he is going to be caught he throws the corn out the window and then stands there smiling.

"That was unbelievable, the greatest ever." The woman says. "You can take all the food you want, but can i make you another offer."

"Whats that." Roy says.

"If you can fuck me again i will give you and your friends a car so you can get out of the desert." The woman states.

"If you let me do it the same way i will." Roy answers, then woman shakes her head up and down and puts the blindfold back on.

Roy goes and gets another piece of corn and does the same thing, once finished the throws it out the window again.

"Alright well i guess i will be going now." Roy says.

"If you please do it once more i will give you all the money you can imagine."

They do the same drill again. Once they finish this time They both go downstairs. She loads up a car with food and a insane amount of money. Thanks him and then he leaves.

When Roy gets outside he cant find his friends. Then he hears someone whistle. He sees John and Bart under a window.

"We got worried when you were in there for a while." Bart says.

"We came here and then heard you going at it with her. I cant believe you did it." John says.

Roy smiles and then says, "Lets get some food out of the car."

Bart stops him though. "Oh its ok we are full now." Roy looks puzzled

John then says "Yeah i cant believe that not only did you fuck her, but while you were doing it you thought of us and threw some corn out for us. We were going to eat it all but in all honesty it was the best corn we ever had so we saved the last piece for you."
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