One day a farmer had a plan to see if his daughter's dates were good enough. He would answer the door with his rifle and see what the boys say.

The first one arrives and says "Hi, my name is Freddy. I'm here for Betty. We're going to eat some spaghetii. Is she ready?" The farmer decides he is good enough and lets them go out.

The shows up and says "Hello, I'm Joe. I'm here for Floe. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thinks he is okay and lets them go.

The last one comes and says "Hey, I'm Chuck......"
The farmer shoots him.