One day little Johnny went to his dad and asked what the difference was between idealisticly and realisticly. His dad told him to go ask his mom if she would sleep with a strange man for 1 million dollars.
Little Johnny came back to his dad and said that mom said she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars.
His dad said, "You see idealisticly we could be millionaires, but realisticly your mom is a whore!"