There was once a man who felt really sick so he went to the doctor. He was waiting for the doctor, the doctor comes in minutes later saying he has bad news. The man asks what's the bad news. The doctor says he will die and he doesn't have much time left. The man asked how much time does he have left. The doctor says 10. The man asked 10 what, years, months, weeks. The Doctor says... 9... 8.