So Michael Jackson, President Bush, The Pope and some children where flying on a plane. The plane gets struck by lightning and starts goin down, and there are only three parachutes. The Pope says he diserves one because he's the Embassador of Jesus on earth and grabs one and jumps off, and then President Bush tells Michael Jackson to get the two remaining parachutes for them, and Michael jackson says, what about the children? and bush says "screw the children" and michael jackson says "do we have time"?