The funeral
MPBlaster
Published
04/23/2008
A man dies and his 3 best friends, A Christian, A Baptist, and a Jew are looking at his body in the coffin.
The Christian says, "He was such a good friend to me that I don’t want him to go to his maker empty handed." He then throws $200 in $20 notes into the coffin.
The Baptist says, "I agree, so I'll match that," and he also throws $200 in notes into the coffin.
The Jew says, "What cheap-skates you both are. I’m ashamed to know you. I'm going to give him $1,000."
So The Jew then writes out a cheque for $1,400, throws it in and takes the $400 in change out of the coffin.
The Christian says, "He was such a good friend to me that I don’t want him to go to his maker empty handed." He then throws $200 in $20 notes into the coffin.
The Baptist says, "I agree, so I'll match that," and he also throws $200 in notes into the coffin.
The Jew says, "What cheap-skates you both are. I’m ashamed to know you. I'm going to give him $1,000."
So The Jew then writes out a cheque for $1,400, throws it in and takes the $400 in change out of the coffin.
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