(no ofence to china!! im not racist! i hate everybody!)one day, a bunch of countrys got together to have a contest. whitchever camel rider could make it across the desert without shiting would win. so france, usa, india, and china all picked there best camel riders and started the race. first, the french camel shat. then, the amarican camel. then,the indian camel. and the chinese camel made it all the way across. after the race, the media reporters asked the chinaman how he did it and he replied,"me chinese, me no dumb, me stick cork up camels bum!"