An American Soldier, an old Turk, and a Greek died and went to the gates of heaven at the same time.

St. Peter asked all 3 men how they died to see if they deserved to enter heaven.

The American responded, " I am an American soldier and died fighting terrorists", St. Peter salutes, smiles and allows the American in.

The Old Turk says, " I die from heart attack while getting lap dance from pretty woman", St. Peter chuckles, checks with his secretary and eventually allows the Turk in.

The Greek says, " My Penis Burst While Boning My Son, I died from blood-loss", St. Peter says, " Greeks, you never get it right, we gave you woman for a reason."

The Greek still looks confused.

St. Peter says, "Fuck it, your going to hell".