The Mexican, White man, And Canadian
crzcanadian08
Published
04/27/2009
One day in Little Johnny's 5th grade class, nobody understood there lesson on sex education. Annoyed that she couldn't find a way to explain how the reproduction system worked, the teacher sighed "how am i supposed to explain this!'
Little Johnny replied to the teacher "my daddy explained it to me and i understood it right away."
"Well what did he say?" the teacher asked desperately.
"He said," Johnny began, "That a Penis is like a Mexican, in order to get a product it has to work all the time.
A vagina," he continued, "is like a white man, it only has to work when it wants to, when it feels good."
Finally, Johnny said, "A dildo is like a canadian, it has to come in and do the work the white men and mexicans cant!"
Little Johnny replied to the teacher "my daddy explained it to me and i understood it right away."
"Well what did he say?" the teacher asked desperately.
"He said," Johnny began, "That a Penis is like a Mexican, in order to get a product it has to work all the time.
A vagina," he continued, "is like a white man, it only has to work when it wants to, when it feels good."
Finally, Johnny said, "A dildo is like a canadian, it has to come in and do the work the white men and mexicans cant!"
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