Three girlfriends hadn’t seen each other for a while so they decided to get together for some drinks. They all got totally wasted and eventually staggered off their separate ways home.
The next day, they gathered at a café to discuss what they could remember from the night before.
Megan grabbed her head and groaned “I was so drunk last night I don’t even know how I got home, but as soon as I walked through the door I blew chunks.”
Kylie replied “that’s nothing! When I made it home, my boyfriend was so appalled at my behaviour that we had a huge fight and he broke up with me.”
Zoe said “I can beat that! I tried to drive home and I crashed my car into a tree. I am lucky to be alive!”
After a short silence, Megan said “Guys I don’t think you understand…..Chunks is my dog.”