The Old Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the waitress, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, a big woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think that it's only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat; 2. The bar
bouncer is a big blonde girl; 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde
woman with a black belt in karate; 4. The woman sitting next to me is
also blonde and a professional weightlifter; 5. The lady to your right
is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'Well, Nope...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.