A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps Ill be able to see him in person." thought the gentleman.
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him for the flight. Still, he was too shy to speak to the Pontiff. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle. "I'm really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he ll ask me for assistance." he thought.
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word for a woman that ends with the letters 'u-n-t?'"
"My goodness," thought the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word."
The gentleman thought then it hit him. The gentleman said, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt'."
"Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?&qu