A Russian and an Irish wrestler were facing off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the match, the Irishman’s trainer came to him and said, “Don't forget, this Russian has never lost a match because of his pretzel hold. If he gets you in it, you're finished.”

Immediately after the match began, the Russian got the Irishman in the devastating pretzel hold. The trainer couldn’t watch any longer, so he turned away. Suddenly, there was a scream, and cheers from the crowd. The trainer looked back to see the Irishman won the match.

The next day the trainer asked, “How did you get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!”

The Irishman answered “Well, I looked up and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my all my strength I bit those babies just as hard as I could.”

”So!” the trainer said, “That's what finished him off!”

“No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!