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The Right Wrong Answers

Woman: Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not -- don‘t you like being married?
Man: Of course I do.
Woman: Then why wouldn‘t you remarry?
Man: Okay, I‘d get married again.
Woman: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
Man: (audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can‘t use them -- she‘s left-handed.
Woman: (silence)
Man: She‘s left-handed....
Woman: (silence)
Man: Shit.
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