The Saddness of Billy Figgenplucker
Tanks4all
Published
08/02/2017
One day, Little Billy Figgenplucker's neighbor looked out and saw Billy filling in a big hole in his yard. She called out to him to ask what he was doing.
"I'm burying my pet gerbil," Billy said, a large tear slowly tracking down his cheek.
"I'm sorry sorry to hear, Billy," she said, "But why such a big hole?"
"Your fucking cat ate him."
"I'm burying my pet gerbil," Billy said, a large tear slowly tracking down his cheek.
"I'm sorry sorry to hear, Billy," she said, "But why such a big hole?"
"Your fucking cat ate him."
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