the talking animals butone of them is lying
itsbriand_bitch
Published
03/25/2011
A ventriloquist visited a farm one day and sees the farmer sitting on his porch with his dog.
Ventriloquist: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
Farmer: The dog doesn’t talk…
Ventriloquist: Hey dog, how’s it going?
Dog: Doin’ all right.
Farmer: extreme look of shock
Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Farmer
Dog: Yep
Ventriloquist: How’s he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Farmer: look of disbelief
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Farmer: The horse doesn’t talk..
Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how’s it going?
Horse: Cool.
Farmer: extreme look of shock
Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Farmer
Horse: Yep
Ventriloquist: How’s he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Farmer: total look of amazement
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Farmer: The Sheep is a VILE LIAR!!
Ventriloquist: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
Farmer: The dog doesn’t talk…
Ventriloquist: Hey dog, how’s it going?
Dog: Doin’ all right.
Farmer: extreme look of shock
Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Farmer
Dog: Yep
Ventriloquist: How’s he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Farmer: look of disbelief
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Farmer: The horse doesn’t talk..
Ventriloquist: Hey horse, how’s it going?
Horse: Cool.
Farmer: extreme look of shock
Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Farmer
Horse: Yep
Ventriloquist: How’s he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.
Farmer: total look of amazement
Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Farmer: The Sheep is a VILE LIAR!!
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