I was standing at the bar and this Chinese guy comes in and
stands next to me.... I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts
things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?" He says "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I
Chinee"? "No", I said.... "It's because you're
drinking my fucking beer you slant eyed little prick".