Things to do on the bus
i_know_jack
Published
08/22/2008
Ask if you can see the cockpit.
Turn on overhead reading light. Take shirt off, oil up.
Take out a mirror. Touch up makeup. Make this take longer than it should. Gradually do yourself up to look like a member from Kiss.
For payment, offer the bus driver coupons that say "Good for one back rub" or "one be nice for a day."
Always look like you're about to say something to the person next to you, but don't.
Turn on overhead reading light. Take shirt off, oil up.
Take out a mirror. Touch up makeup. Make this take longer than it should. Gradually do yourself up to look like a member from Kiss.
For payment, offer the bus driver coupons that say "Good for one back rub" or "one be nice for a day."
Always look like you're about to say something to the person next to you, but don't.
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