Top 10 Thoughts For 2008
>
>**Number 10**
>Life is sexually transmitted.
>
>**Number 9**
>Good health is merely the slowest possible
>rate at which one
>can die.
>
>**Number 8**
>Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
>you see him
>Without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>
>**Number 7**
>Give a person a fish and you feed them for
>a day; teach a
>Person to use the Internet and they won't bother
>you for weeks.
>
>**Number 6**
>Some people are like a Slinky.....not really
>good for
>Anything, but you still can't help but smile
>when you shove them down the stairs.
>
>**Number 5**
>Health nuts are going to feel stupid
>someday,lying in
>Hospitals dying of nothing.
>
>**Number 4**
>All of us could take a lesson from the
>weather. It pays no
>Attention to criticism.
>
>**Number 3**
>Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
>hundred dollars
>And a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
>
>**Number 2**
>In the 60s, people took acid to make the world
>weird. Now The world is weird and People take
>Prozac to make it normal.
>
>**AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008:**
>
>We know exactly where one cow with
>Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions
>And millions of cows in America but we haven't
>got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists
>are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
>Agriculture in charge of National Security.
>
>
>"What kind of a fool do you take me for?" "Why, is there more than one
>kind??" - Curly Howard