Three Bears

Jon wanted to try out his new rifle, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a larger black bear.
The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have sex." Jon decided to bend over.

A week later, he headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him.

The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have sex." Jon thought it was better to comply.

Several months later Jon finally recovers and heads back to the woods, tracks down the brown bear and shoots it. He felt sweet revenge, but there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there.

The grizzly bear said "Admit it, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?&qu
Uploaded 04/16/2008
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