Three guys compare their stories of how drunk they were the night before. The first guy says, I was so drunk, I went home and beat my wife. the second guy says that is nothing, I went home, knocked over a candle, and burned my house down. The third guys says, now THAT is nothing. I went home and blew chunks. The other 2 say, so what? That isnt bad at all. The third guy responds, I dont think you understand. Chunks is my dog.