One day 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor
After a while, the doctor came out and said Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith are you here

Yes doctor, im right here he said anxiously.
Great news, explained the doctor, Twins!
Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company.

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear
I'm right year Doc, he said.
Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!

Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M.
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?
Right here docta, he said.
Wonderful news! It's-
Wait a minute the man said. I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11.