once upon a time, there were two brothers. the first had a very battered boat, and the other a really battered bitch.

Incedentally, the 2nd brothers' wife died the same day the 1st brothers' boat sank.

A lady mistook the 1st brother as the 2nd brother, and said, "I'm very sorry for you loss"
"Thanks. Actually she wasn't really good, actually. I got her downtown and she was already screwed. A couple of guys wanted to borrow her, I didn't mind. When the guys brought her back, it looked like she was banged and even more screwed. So I don't really mind that she's gone now"

The lady fainted