One mortician calls the other in to look at newly arrived
body.
"Hey, Joe! You've got to see this.", says Chester.

"You know that good looking blonde they just brought
in.well she has a shrimp stuck up in her pussy"


"This I've got to see." responds Joe.


After examining the body Joe says, "That's not a shrimp
Chester."


"Its not? Well what the hell is it?" asks Chester.


"Its her clit." says Joe.


To which Chester replies, "Well it sure tastes like
shrimp."