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Two Old Hunters

Pierre was getting ready to go hunting at the camp one morning when Joe pulled up in his truck. Pierre looked in the back of the truck and saw 100's of bars of Soap. Pierre asked Joe, "What is all that soap for?" Joe said,"That's not just any soap, that's Dove Soap. I am going to go out to the field and spread it around, when the doves come, I'm going to shoot them." That evening Joe pulled up with a truckload of dead doves and Pierre just shook his head.
The next morning Joe pulled up with a truck load of tape. Pierre asked what he was doing this morning and Joe told that was Duct tape and he was going duck hunting. Pierre laughed. That evening Joe pulled up with a truck load of ducks.

The third morning Pierre was outside when Joe pulled up with a truck load of sticks. Pierre laughed and asked him what he was doing this morning. Joe said, "That's not just any sticks, that's Pussy Willow Plant."
Pierre said, "HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY BOOTS
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Uploaded 02/11/2008
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