Two priests are in Central America doing missionary work when they are captured by some natives. The chief offers them a choice: Either death or Ugga Bugga. The first priest chooses Ugga Bugga. The Chief calls over his tribe and they violate and sodomize the priest for hours on end until he is nearly dead. The Chief then asks the second priest what he chooses. The second priest states that his faith will not allow him to choose Ugga Bugga, so he chooses death. The Chief says "Okay, but first Ugga Bugga!"